In all aspects of life

In all aspects of life

Monday, November 22, 2010

Thanksgiving week..

Also, if I did have a bagel shop, I'd have my friends work with me. And my wife, of course. That would make it the most fun. But, before I let them work, I would interview them and ask them werid questions like, 'why do you want to work here?' and 'where do you see yourself in 5 years?' See if they would sweat or not. Because those questions really have no good answer in an interview. Then after I finally gave them the job, that is if they still wanted it after having to answer said questions, I'd let them know that the first customer in the store in the morning gets a free bagel and coffee. That way we'd always be busy right when we opened and that would make the employees grumpy. Who wants to be busy working at 5 or 6 in the morning? I like to ease into work, so I'd stay by the cash register and watch them work fast. That would make them more mad I think. And after they found out they were only making minimum wage they'd walk out and I'd have to work all by myself. So in the long run, I guess its good that I don't own a bagel shop. But I still think it'd be fun, someday.

I work out at the YMCA 3-5 times a week. And when I get there, its usually just a bunch of elderly retired people walking, and the guys do some light lifting so they can still feel strong and try to impress the elderly ladies that are there. It's nice for me. Then I can feel strong because I do more than all of them. The Y is kind of a wimpy gym as I see it. Its not where the big strong guys go to get bigger. Its where people like me go to try and get strong. So I fit right in. But all these elderly guys, when they are in the locker room, just strip their clothes right off. There's always an old man butt in the locker room. This morning, I walked into the locker room after my workout, turned the corner to get to my locker and whammo...there it was. There's not really a way to get around that I guess. So I pretend like there isn't a naked man standing there, which makes me self conscious, and just go shower. But I suppose that's how I'll be when I'm old too. Because when you are old you arn't self conscious. You're wiser than that.

That means when I am old I'll have a bagel shop, and strip my clothes off in the locker room. Hopefully I'll be self conscious enough not to do it in my bagel shop. I wouldn't get many customers if I did. Maybe just some elderly ladies.

1 comment:

  1. wow. thanks levi, i'm scarred by your imagery of an old mans butt. thank you sooo much.